No-Sleep-A-Thon

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:37:01 -0700

Flash Video Actors

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:09:44 -0700

Flash Video Actors

Video

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:05:17 -0700

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:41:06 -0700

Name that movie!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:04:12 -0700

Name that movie!

Supplment to previous post

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:25:40 -0700

me: there was a super picky/angry guy at a subway yesterday
Jon: what'd he do?
1:24 PM me: he kept making these ridiculous demands and accusing the hindu guy of making a "sloppy sandwich"
Jon: that's new york for you
is that what i should be saying?
me: no
it was rude
new yorkers are supposed to be polite to each other
Jon: see that's the thing
1:26 PM the other guy was hindu
so who knows where he's from
16 minutes
1:42 PM me: okay i'm back
so anyways, the guy was making all these ridiculous demands
1:43 PM he wanted all the jalapenos on one side of the sandwich
wanted the cheese to be arranged in a certain wa
y
and kept saying "i come in here every day, this is a good way to lose a customer"
like their business would tank or something if he stopped coming
1:44 PM Jon: haha
what a dick
me: clearly, he was splitting this sandwich between him and someone else
which is against subway policy
if you buy a footlong, you eat it all
1:45 PM Jon: ooooh i see
1:46 PM they wouldn't take that shit at jimmy john's
they would just point to one of their silly signs
like the one that says "the customer is usually right"
1:47 PM me: which would then shoot tranquilizer darts from concealed holes and the guy would be dragged to the jimmy johns slave factories
where they produce the bread
1:48 PM Jon: yeah i've heard about that shit

Sunday Evening in NYC

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:42:14 -0700

JR: so i find myself having to hold back from posting a lot of racially insensitive/homophobic things on twitter
JR: for instance today, i'm sitting in the "lounge" part of the library, eating a sandwich and reading
JR: and RIGHT next to me, when there are PLENTY of available seats, this nerdy asian sits down, and starts chewing SUPER LOUDLY (and with his mouth open) on a subway sandwich
JR: all of the excitement in my life lately centers around subway sandwiches
JW: can i post this chat to the site?
JR: sure
JR: you may want to include the previous one about the picky/angry subway customer
JR: okay, another case in god damned point, i'm looking down the row of fellow computer users, and there's a fuckin' asian wearing a surgical mask
JR: jesus fucking christ
JR: i'm going to use the complimentary hand-dry disinfectant provided by the library, and then leave
JR: OUT

I want to watch this whilst high.

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:27:13 -0700

I want to watch this whilst high.

Video

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:50:28 -0700

Teeth?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:57:15 -0700

Teeth?

Gallagher’s unique brand of humor: Bill and Hillary confuse America. Who has the cajones in...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:08:58 -0700

Gallagher’s unique brand of humor:

Bill and Hillary confuse America. Who has the cajones in that family? Since they’re both politicians, I think they’ve made a deal and they each have one.
Well-known ana-wreck-sick Nicole Richie had to stop trying to breast feed her new baby when the poor little thing’s cheeks collapsed and mamma’ was treated for a hickie on her tittie.
Don’t send money to rebuild New Orleans, send dirt. You don’t look up at a river!
How does a slut feel? Whore-a-ble.
Why don’t kids pull up their pants? They can’t run from the cops with their pants half off. Duh!
Why do girls put a butterfly over their butt? There’s no nectar down there.
There’s a sign on the side of the road that explains why we fart. It says,”Gas…Food Lodging.”

Conditions Mistaken for Blood in the Stool - commercial dyes #2 and #3 (“Frankenberry...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:39:00 -0700

Conditions Mistaken for Blood in the Stool

- commercial dyes #2 and #3 (“Frankenberry Stool”)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills_monster-themed_breakfast_cereals#Health_concerns

http://www.jeffmann.net/NeuroGuidemaps/gibleedlower.html#Conditions%20Mistaken%20for%20Blood%20in%20the%20Stool

Here's to feeling good all the time

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:22:36 -0700

I’ll make your blood cubs bounce Lions don’t wait...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:13:00 -0700

I’ll make your blood cubs bounce

Lions don’t wait to kill the animal before starting the process of
eating it—as soon as the buffalo stops thrashing, lions start to eat.
This is much harder than it sounds however, because the hide is very
thick. The prime spot to start is always claimed by the dominant
female, or if the male is there, he takes the prime spot. The prime
spot is not what you might thing—it is the rectum. Believe it or not,
the king of beasts starts his dinner by carefully licking the rectum
clean. Since the buffalo defecates while dying this is a bit messy.
The lion then works very hard to gnaw through the skin and get an
incision open.

http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/myhrvold_lions07/myhrvold_lions07_index.html

LABTOB

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:07:34 -0700

LABTOB

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Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:58:09 -0700

Is that a reference to D-12’s Purple Hills?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:51:54 -0700

Is that a reference to D-12’s Purple Hills?

Photo

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:56:56 -0700

Why I need a spotter

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:15:01 -0700

Black Stallion - Free videos are just a click away

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:08:05 -0700

Black Stallion - Free videos are just a click away