Supplment to previous post
me: there was a super picky/angry guy at a subway yesterday
Jon: what'd he do?
me: he kept making these ridiculous demands and accusing the hindu guy of making a "sloppy sandwich"
Jon: that's new york for you
is that what i should be saying?
me: no
it was rude
new yorkers are supposed to be polite to each other
Jon: see that's the thing
1: 26 PM the other guy was hindu
so who knows where he's from
16 minutes
me: okay i'm back
so anyways, the guy was making all these ridiculous demands
1: 43 PM he wanted all the jalapenos on one side of the sandwich
wanted the cheese to be arranged in a certain wa
y
and kept saying "i come in here every day, this is a good way to lose a customer"
like their business would tank or something if he stopped coming
Jon: haha
what a dick
me: clearly, he was splitting this sandwich between him and someone else
which is against subway policy
if you buy a footlong, you eat it all
Jon: ooooh i see
1: 46 PM they wouldn't take that shit at jimmy john's
they would just point to one of their silly signs
like the one that says "the customer is usually right"
me: which would then shoot tranquilizer darts from concealed holes and the guy would be dragged to the jimmy johns slave factories
where they produce the bread
Jon: yeah i've heard about that shit
