Gallagher’s unique brand of humor:
- Bill and Hillary confuse America. Who has the cajones in that family? Since they’re both politicians, I think they’ve made a deal and they each have one.
- Well-known ana-wreck-sick Nicole Richie had to stop trying to breast feed her new baby when the poor little thing’s cheeks collapsed and mamma’ was treated for a hickie on her tittie.
- Don’t send money to rebuild New Orleans, send dirt. You don’t look up at a river!
- How does a slut feel? Whore-a-ble.
- Why don’t kids pull up their pants? They can’t run from the cops with their pants half off. Duh!
- Why do girls put a butterfly over their butt? There’s no nectar down there.
- There’s a sign on the side of the road that explains why we fart. It says,”Gas…Food Lodging.”
Here's to feeling good all the time
I’ll make your blood cubs bounce
Lions don’t wait to kill the animal before starting the process of
eating it—as soon as the buffalo stops thrashing, lions start to eat.
This is much harder than it sounds however, because the hide is very
thick. The prime spot to start is always claimed by the dominant
female, or if the male is there, he takes the prime spot. The prime
spot is not what you might thing—it is the rectum. Believe it or not,
the king of beasts starts his dinner by carefully licking the rectum
clean. Since the buffalo defecates while dying this is a bit messy.
The lion then works very hard to gnaw through the skin and get an
incision open.
http://www.edge.org/3rd_culture/myhrvold_lions07/myhrvold_lions07_index.html
Is that a reference to D-12’s Purple Hills?
