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me: there was a super picky/angry guy at a subway yesterday
Jon: what'd he do?
me: he kept making these ridiculous demands and accusing the hindu guy of making a "sloppy sandwich"
Jon: that's new york for you
is that what i should be saying?
me: no
it was rude
new yorkers are supposed to be polite to each other
Jon: see that's the thing
1: 26 PM the other guy was hindu
so who knows where he's from
16 minutes
me: okay i'm back
so anyways, the guy was making all these ridiculous demands
1: 43 PM he wanted all the jalapenos on one side of the sandwich
wanted the cheese to be arranged in a certain wa
y
and kept saying "i come in here every day, this is a good way to lose a customer"
like their business would tank or something if he stopped coming
Jon: haha
what a dick
me: clearly, he was splitting this sandwich between him and someone else
which is against subway policy
if you buy a footlong, you eat it all
Jon: ooooh i see
1: 46 PM they wouldn't take that shit at jimmy john's
they would just point to one of their silly signs
like the one that says "the customer is usually right"
me: which would then shoot tranquilizer darts from concealed holes and the guy would be dragged to the jimmy johns slave factories
where they produce the bread
Jon: yeah i've heard about that shit

Sunday Evening in NYC

JR: so i find myself having to hold back from posting a lot of racially insensitive/homophobic things on twitter
JR: for instance today, i'm sitting in the "lounge" part of the library, eating a sandwich and reading
JR: and RIGHT next to me, when there are PLENTY of available seats, this nerdy asian sits down, and starts chewing SUPER LOUDLY (and with his mouth open) on a subway sandwich
JR: all of the excitement in my life lately centers around subway sandwiches
JW: can i post this chat to the site?
JR: sure
JR: you may want to include the previous one about the picky/angry subway customer
JR: okay, another case in god damned point, i'm looking down the row of fellow computer users, and there's a fuckin' asian wearing a surgical mask
JR: jesus fucking christ
JR: i'm going to use the complimentary hand-dry disinfectant provided by the library, and then leave
JR: OUT

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